Marc, I think what your page is missing, which all good webpages have, are boob-references. Therefore I will happily fill this void for you. The bartender you speak of, while not so strong in the serving area, was very easy on the eyes. For those of you who missed this evening of loud music and fun, the bartender was wearing a shirt with a neckline down to her belly button. And every time she bent down to get some ice, it was a free-show for all. Hooray for 34B's! God's perfect creation.
So here's a random thought for you...Is *69 the trusty call return service that it used to be? Apparently not, because lately I've gotten a number of calls from angry people, insisting that I called their number and hung up. Why do they think this? Well, because they *69ed and my number came up. I did not call them. I do not know them. I hate them. Maybe I'll call Aunt Linda and talk to her about how much I hate them. Maybe she hates them too.
-Artie...Arthur to you