In honor of J's first month as a live human being, may I present
THINGS THAT ARE GREAT ABOUT SOCKS
Another week, another indulgence. Today's trip to the pediatrician revealed that J is overtired and overstimulated. Babies supposedly need around 16 hours of sleep a day, and I estimate J's up to around 12, which is way less in baby time.
We have now initiated what might turn out to be our worst experiment to date, Project Shoot-Me-NOW, wherein we allow the baby to cry himself to sleep. The pediatrician actually spoke these words:
"Put him down, close the door, and turn up the stereo."
And then later:
"If DCF comes to the door, you can refer them to me."
Watch here for updates. In the meantime, you can find what might be the last pictures of the baby looking happy under the heading Week 4 over at the constantly tweaked punkly.com/J.
On a slightly more sappy note, may I also present these
THINGS THAT ARE GREAT ABOUT MY KID
* Long term psychological data not yet available.
Also, today I learned how to make bullets.
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