elektra-shockin.

dad's trying to fix me up with his masseuse. umm... okay. so, i'm going to refrain from commenting on this one. just putting it out there for y'all to consider.

maybe not the best follow up to that pronouncement, but... seems goofy has pubic lice.

while at Salon, i read a great article on jews (and basketball!) in phila. a quote:

"The reason, I suspect, that basketball appeals to the Hebrew with his Oriental background," wrote Paul Gallico, sports editor of the New York Daily News and one of the premier sports writers of the 1930s, "is that the game places a premium on an alert, scheming mind, flashy trickiness, artful dodging and general smart aleckness."

hoo boy. jews in phila. yep. course, we all know, jews kick ass, right? jews kick ass dot com. tell your mom. jews in phila mainly just ignore me, though.

and another from salon, on how the sexiest man of the week put it to the lakers for 48 points last night. yeah baby! er, ahem.

the guy may have once had big hair, but he now drives a very small car. and he has a weblog! adam curry was the pinnacle of cool. right?

i broke my cel phone. then submitted a request for tech support at audiovox. below is the text of the conversation so far... i'm so glad engineers have such a proficient voice in tech support. the previous sentence was an example of sarcasm. sometimes i just want to cold call an engineer at the company that made my broken thing, to get a real explanation for what's gone wrong.

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