yet another reason to be sorry we did not have a christmas tree, brought to you by the grammatical pioneers writing the apartment building newsletter.

Please dispose of Christmas Trees by carefully throwing it over your balcony. This will prevent sap and needles from littering the hallways.
As if we didn't already feel like we live in a dormitory...

Also, from further down the column:
Earn $150.00 off one months rent when you refer someone and they move in by January 15th!
That would be Wednesday. Takers?