the kind of smug but sincere handicraft that you may or may not wish to receive, available now but for a short time only.

If you want in on this year's valentine extravaganza, drop me an e-mail with your snail-mail address. You will receive in return 1 (one) custom-made valentine thereby ensuring that you will not go heartless this February. Please specify glittery and happy or glittery and cynical.